Darris’ Big Day – THE DIRECTORS CUT

I is smart cuz I can’s use Windoez Movie Manker!

Hooyah Gumby! (Frankies Stop-motion Lovechild)

Frankie plays out his childhood fantasy of creeping me out.

The Darris Short’s – small usless videos I made for no reason!

Country Time Lemonade HATES A&W Root Beer

Pretentious Review of Death Note Manga 1

When a Gamecube Meets a Dreamcast

Mario is Glad that Luigi is Dead

“Darris’ Big Day” video and discription

The first film I made without either Dean or Frankie to help it shine.

Starring:
Darris
John
Kitten
Various Hats
Dead Videogame Consoles

Part 1 is a look at the mind of a fat person going through the choices of careers after High School!

Part 2 is an invitation to bad accents and constipation! Wonder at my terrible Australian accent and straw hat whilst giving advice about fiber and flossing!

Part 3 is a Prequel to the movie, explaining how I got John to be my camera man! Join John as he struggle with with full frontal male nudity, and the fact that he forgot his sombrero! Also, watch for the magical sword of TWAAAN!

“moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon” – video and discription.

Being one of Raptor Inc.’s first videos, the original “Moon” by Frankie and Dean was an instant classic. Moon is a spoof variety show that contains a few small stories with at least one musical venture.

Scene One – Frankie struggles with the fact that his Grandma ran away and meets Dean and his flying Wombat. Frankie takes his Dragon and follows Dean to the moon.
There is then a sad moment as Frankie relives the horror of his Dragon being turned to goo by the Space Blender. Dean wants to do battle with Frankie, but then Frankie notices that the Moon was inhabited by Rednecks that left a Confederate Flag on the moon. Dean says that its strange, which insults Frankie’s gonorrhea.
Then, the robot fight of the century occurs, leaving Dean the victor. Frankie, in a fit of rage, destroys both robots in one fatal swoop, announcing himself the winner for all eternity.

Scene Two – This story starts with an “on the scene” report of a murder in a closet. The Newsman then warns everyone to be careful as there is a killer on the loose.
Frankie is humbly watching this program, when there is a knock at the door. A man walks in, proclaiming that he is “obviously not the killer” and that he is a business man because he is wearing a suit jacket. He then offers to give Frankie’s ceiling a re-flux-u-mo-n-g-cob-u-ration.
Then he precedes to start stabbing and killing Frankie’s blankets. Stan Cabula (obviously relieving his name off camera) tells Frankie that its part of the process. Frankie admits that he never could stay awake in science class, and gives a hearty laugh.
Frankie also finds out that Stans machete is also a part of his business, and he uses it to get through the jungles of Wall Street. Just as Frankie starts talking about his “special” lice, STAN CABULA ATTACKS!
Just at that moment, Frankie decides to show Stan his sword collection, and locks blades with him. It seems that Frankie wants a World Record title, and doesn’t think Stans program will help him achieve it.
I will leave you to find out the exciting conclusion to this amazing story…

Scene Three – “Looking for my Leopard”, sung by Dean and Frankie!

(story summarization written by Darris)

“MoO0Oon 2″ video and discription

“Moon 2″ is the sequel to the smash hit original. Starring Frankie, Dean and myself, Darris, “Moon 2″ is almost twice as long as the original, and also twice as funny. So, please enjoy “Moon 2″, in two parts.

PART ONE

Scene One – Somewhere in England, Tim (Dean) and his friend, the Sheep Herder (Darris) are fishing in the middle of a field, when the owner of the land (Frankie) confronts them. Hilarity and well scripted moments soon arise!

Fat Transition

Scene Two – O Rly? Ya, Rly!

Hopping Frankie Transition

Scene Three – Frankie and Darris are discussing their life stories, when they suddenly hear a strange noise. They then split up to look for the source of this noise, when little did they know, it was right under their noeses. (This scene has three special endings.)

Slow Motion Dance Transition

Scene Four – DEAN JUST GOT A NEW RAZOR FONE! But isn’t he emo?!? I wonder what will happen…

PART TWO

Scene Five – (WARNING – OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES) – All three of us perform the song “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D.

Scene Six – Tiki gives Dean and Darris a glorious task, which they quickly do by fast-forwarding 5 years of walking.

Epilogue – Three critics evaluate our movie, and promptly lose their minds.

(Story Condensed by Darris)

Raptor Inc. Classic Video’s

Vanessa Jam!

Frankie displays his ability to sing, perform, and drive at the same time.

Work Ethics: Appearance

Do you know how to dress at your place of business? Frankie does!

The Un-named Adventurer Vs. Boy Explozorus

A failed concept that I can’t help but love. Wonder at the serialized adventure of the Unnamed Adventurer!

Journey To Wal-Mart

Frankie’s first full production. Frankie and Ryan journey into the depths of Jesup to find the Holy Land of Everyday Low Prices…

Dating Video

Frankie is looking for love. Are you right for him? This video should help you find out…

(Darris)