Pretentious Review of Death Note Manga 1

When a Gamecube Meets a Dreamcast

Mario is Glad that Luigi is Dead

Starring:
Darris
John
Kitten
Various Hats
Dead Videogame Consoles

Part 1 is a look at the mind of a fat person going through the choices of careers after High School!

Part 2 is an invitation to bad accents and constipation! Wonder at my terrible Australian accent and straw hat whilst giving advice about fiber and flossing!

Part 3 is a Prequel to the movie, explaining how I got John to be my camera man! Join John as he struggle with with full frontal male nudity, and the fact that he forgot his sombrero! Also, watch for the magical sword of TWAAAN!

Scene One – Frankie struggles with the fact that his Grandma ran away and meets Dean and his flying Wombat. Frankie takes his Dragon and follows Dean to the moon.
There is then a sad moment as Frankie relives the horror of his Dragon being turned to goo by the Space Blender. Dean wants to do battle with Frankie, but then Frankie notices that the Moon was inhabited by Rednecks that left a Confederate Flag on the moon. Dean says that its strange, which insults Frankie’s gonorrhea.
Then, the robot fight of the century occurs, leaving Dean the victor. Frankie, in a fit of rage, destroys both robots in one fatal swoop, announcing himself the winner for all eternity.

Scene Two – This story starts with an “on the scene” report of a murder in a closet. The Newsman then warns everyone to be careful as there is a killer on the loose.
Frankie is humbly watching this program, when there is a knock at the door. A man walks in, proclaiming that he is “obviously not the killer” and that he is a business man because he is wearing a suit jacket. He then offers to give Frankie’s ceiling a re-flux-u-mo-n-g-cob-u-ration.
Then he precedes to start stabbing and killing Frankie’s blankets. Stan Cabula (obviously relieving his name off camera) tells Frankie that its part of the process. Frankie admits that he never could stay awake in science class, and gives a hearty laugh.
Frankie also finds out that Stans machete is also a part of his business, and he uses it to get through the jungles of Wall Street. Just as Frankie starts talking about his “special” lice, STAN CABULA ATTACKS!
Just at that moment, Frankie decides to show Stan his sword collection, and locks blades with him. It seems that Frankie wants a World Record title, and doesn’t think Stans program will help him achieve it.
I will leave you to find out the exciting conclusion to this amazing story…

Scene Three – “Looking for my Leopard”, sung by Dean and Frankie!

(story summarization written by Darris)

I started playing videogames around the age of three. I also developed an absurdly large reading level at a young age. I also enjoyed acting, and I wasn’t afraid of embarrassing myself, whether it be on stage or on camera. When I got to middle school, I started drawing cartoons with my friend Dean. Although Frankie had started Raptor Inc. years before we were acquainted, I was soon adopted as one of the famed members. My debut acting video with them being Moo00oon 2.

I currently hold position over the Vice Lead position and hold office in West Virgina.

- Darris J. A. Pratt

Questions and Comments?
(Official email for Raptor Inc. – raptorinc@mail.com)

PART ONE

Scene One – Somewhere in England, Tim (Dean) and his friend, the Sheep Herder (Darris) are fishing in the middle of a field, when the owner of the land (Frankie) confronts them. Hilarity and well scripted moments soon arise!

Fat Transition

Scene Two – O Rly? Ya, Rly!

Hopping Frankie Transition

Scene Three – Frankie and Darris are discussing their life stories, when they suddenly hear a strange noise. They then split up to look for the source of this noise, when little did they know, it was right under their noeses. (This scene has three special endings.)

Slow Motion Dance Transition

Scene Four – DEAN JUST GOT A NEW RAZOR FONE! But isn’t he emo?!? I wonder what will happen…

PART TWO

Scene Five – (WARNING – OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES) – All three of us perform the song “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D.

Scene Six – Tiki gives Dean and Darris a glorious task, which they quickly do by fast-forwarding 5 years of walking.

Epilogue – Three critics evaluate our movie, and promptly lose their minds.

(Story Condensed by Darris)

Frankie displays his ability to sing, perform, and drive at the same time.

Work Ethics: Appearance

Do you know how to dress at your place of business? Frankie does!

The Un-named Adventurer Vs. Boy Explozorus

A failed concept that I can’t help but love. Wonder at the serialized adventure of the Unnamed Adventurer!

Journey To Wal-Mart

Frankie’s first full production. Frankie and Ryan journey into the depths of Jesup to find the Holy Land of Everyday Low Prices…

Dating Video

Frankie is looking for love. Are you right for him? This video should help you find out…

(Darris)

My name is Frankie Sanabria and I founded Raptor Inc. back in 4th grade as a comic book company (oh yes, I was a business beast in 4th grade). In fact, I ran the block you could say, organizing everything from yard sales to the poaching of lizards and insects in the yard to be sold as bait to the fishermen in the neighborhood. When I got a little older I started my company and began to create short and poorly drawn comics (Shoe Dude, Bob & Jim) to be sold in class which actually didn’t go that well so I started to draw things for other people which turned out to be far more lucrative.

Since then I acquired a video camera and discovered the joys of YouTube and the internet and things really got interesting. Although I’m not as active as I once was due to my current employment as a electronics technician in the Navy I have left enough of a legacy to keep the organization functioning and still producing products all by contract ranging from videos, drawings, tattoos, plays, school projects, and even the occasional comic. So stay tuned and enjoy.